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Listen here you little shit! I'm Christian, 19, I go to Chabot College in California and I'm about to begin my sophomore year. I've been swimming since I was, like 12 or something so it's been a pretty big part of my life so far. So yeah look at my shit!

I was genuinely curious as to why there was a “jockstrap” option on the list filter on the Target website and look what I foundimage

THEY COME IN A TWO PACK

Could you imagine walking through the register at Target with these, the cashier gives you a funny look and you’re like “you know exactly what I’m doing with these…”

— 13 minutes ago

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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(via doctorwho)

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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via thelesbianicplague)

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Moroccan Lamb Tagine for the first time at French food with @coffeevinyls  (at Zazie San Francisco)

Moroccan Lamb Tagine for the first time at French food with @coffeevinyls (at Zazie San Francisco)

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curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

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— 3 days ago with 154600 notes

sincereglomp:

 

theartofwazzing:

maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

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so yeah

IT GOT BETTER

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