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Listen here you little shit! I'm Christian, 18, I go to Chabot College in California and I'm in the second semester of my freshman year. I've been swimming since I was, like 12 or something so it's been a pretty big part of my life so far. So yeah look at my shit!

Operation: Dry face after champs (at Mountain Mike’s Pizza)

Operation: Dry face after champs (at Mountain Mike’s Pizza)

— 19 hours ago with 1 note

tumblinwithhotties:

"You’re warm. No, I mean, you’re a warm person. You seem like a warm person."

From the web series, The Outs

(via taylorthelatteboy)

— 1 day ago with 2842 notes

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via gloomyteens)

— 1 day ago with 126588 notes
RIP to my happy trail (1995-2014), you will be missed but not forgotten

RIP to my happy trail (1995-2014), you will be missed but not forgotten

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#me 
It’s required that we shave for champs and damn I feel pretty even though shaving my legs and arms is like deforestizing the Amazon with a lawnmower

It’s required that we shave for champs and damn I feel pretty even though shaving my legs and arms is like deforestizing the Amazon with a lawnmower

— 3 days ago
#me 

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

(via carloflowers)

— 4 days ago with 483052 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via thelesbianicplague)

— 4 days ago with 22473 notes