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Listen here you little shit! I'm Christian, 18, I go to Chabot College in California and I'm in the second semester of my freshman year. I've been swimming since I was, like 12 or something so it's been a pretty big part of my life so far. So yeah look at my shit!

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via lameur)

— 2 hours ago with 60588 notes

My problem with the gym is that the majority of the channels playing on the TV’s are Food Network or Cooking Channel which isn’t fair because I’m sweating my ass off dying for carne asada fries and my main homie Barefoot Contessa is teaching me how to make a super rich and comforting clam chowder like where’s the justice?

— 9 hours ago
#Playin' me like damn  #How am I supposed to make it  #Planet Fitness 
"I’d rather be in your bed."
— 4 days ago with 149245 notes

I feel like my best look is when I look like a tired heroine addict or something

— 4 days ago
#Which is everyday  #Because fuck sleep