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Listen here you little shit! I'm Christian, 19, I go to Chabot College in California and I'm about to begin my sophomore year. I've been swimming since I was, like 12 or something so it's been a pretty big part of my life so far. So yeah look at my shit!

I forgot to post about this but Tuesday while I was in my computer science class I was on Tumblr and I swear I zoomed so fast because there was gay porn everywhere on my dash and all the guys sitting next to and behind me were snickering and going “wow” and oh god plus the two guys I was sitting between smelt like cigarettes soooooo bad

— 1 hour ago with 1 note

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via fromthottie-tohottie)

— 8 hours ago with 313417 notes

spadesslick:

l-g-m:

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cause i really

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— 8 hours ago with 246848 notes

The guy next to me in my computer science class reeks of cigarettes and I can’t stand it uuuuugh

— 1 day ago
lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

(via gaykinq)

— 2 days ago with 529672 notes

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via thelesbianicplague)

— 3 days ago with 204951 notes

hoganddice:

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

Can we talk about Dinah calling her Harleen there?
Can we talk about that please?

(Source: breakourbones, via bromancing-the-stone)

— 3 days ago with 150952 notes