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Listen here you little shit! I'm Christian, 19, I go to Chabot College in California and I'm about to begin my sophomore year. I've been swimming since I was, like 12 or something so it's been a pretty big part of my life so far. So yeah look at my shit!

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via thelordofthebuttz)

— 18 hours ago with 77422 notes
One with the hype (at Rita’s of Castro Valley, CA)

One with the hype (at Rita’s of Castro Valley, CA)

— 1 day ago

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via southindianinthesummer)

— 1 day ago with 266140 notes

One of the upsides of being a lifeguard is that guys have some sexy Baywatch expectation of how you should be so they hit on you but in reality I sit in a chair/rove around the pool and just pray no one drowns until I’m on break rotation

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#because fuck that I ain't hear to swim  #I'm here to get paid  #damn kids need to get their shit together and learn to swim  #me 

lizardvvizard:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Chaos in Ferguson. Sunday night, part 4

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3

Reminder that:

- no, this isn’t over;
- no, these aren’t from earlier in the week;
- no, everything isn’t alright now;
- no, the police haven’t stopped brutalizing peaceful protesters;
- no, police haven’t intervened to stop the looting;
- no, police haven’t responded to emergency 911 calls for people injured by rubber bullets or children hit by cars;
- no, michael brown’s shooter still has not faced any consequences for murdering an unarmed teenager 9 days ago

(via thelesbianicplague)

— 2 days ago with 76372 notes

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via fromthottie-tohottie)

— 2 days ago with 31171 notes
We met a furry last night it was crazy #BigThing #kinkyatSSU #visitingthemaindiabetic (at SSU Student Center)

We met a furry last night it was crazy #BigThing #kinkyatSSU #visitingthemaindiabetic (at SSU Student Center)

— 2 days ago
#bigthing  #kinkyatssu  #visitingthemaindiabetic 
"this guard always has attitude…" but I got the Rookie of the Year for guarding  (at Arroyo Swim Center)

"this guard always has attitude…" but I got the Rookie of the Year for guarding (at Arroyo Swim Center)

— 6 days ago